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aleetlepinch:

Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket.
They’re still gone and that was weird advice.

fuckyeahsexualhealth:

For you viewing pleasure: the largest penis on earth! The Blue Whale’s penis. It is bone because most animals have a bone (the baculum) in their penis. Humans are the only mammals who don’t. Brings new meaning to the word boner does’t it?

the baculum. the latin word for stick is bacculum

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snoopy409:

WHY DID YOU GET ME A LICENSE IF YOU DON’T TRUST ME TO DRIVE MOM

korra-the-leaf:

ACCURATE. 

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skrepo4kacrazy:

Doctor and TARDIS [requested by anon]

otp

i now have a pink background. no regrets.